Gymnastics Series starts this week!
Read – The 4 Dumbest Forms of Cardio by Dr. John Rusin (the good Doctor is very much worth a social media follow btw)
Here’s what you need to know…
- A little intelligently-planned cardio or metcon is good. How most people go about doing it isn’t.
- The elliptical machine is too easy. However, it’s great for mental zombies who enjoy pretending to exercise.
- “Slogging” – slow jogging – is one of the most popular forms of exercise in America. And America is fat and injured. Coincidence?
- The stair mill is actually a pretty good machine. Problem is, people crank it up too high, hang on to the rails, and wreck their posture.
- Biking is fine, but modern spin classes have devolved into spine crunching, shoulder-pinching train wrecks. (*a random Friday night Vibe Ride fueled by Kendrick Lamar is the exception)
Warmup
Dynamic Athletic Movement
Hip Mobility Series
10 Downdog Push-ups
Level 0/1
3x
10 Swings
1/1 Getup – increase weight each set
Strength
30 minute limit
Levels 3/4
Bench Press
1 x 5 with empty bar
1 x 5 at 30%
1 x 5 at 40%
1 x 5 at 50%
1 x 3 at 65%
1 x 2 at 75%
5 x 2 at 85%
Level 2
Bench Press
1 x 5 with empty bar
1 x 5 at 30%
1 x 5 at 40%
1 x 5 at 50%
1 x 3 at 65%
2 x 2 at 75%
3 x 2 at 85%
Level 0/1
5x
8 Floor Press
8 Box Dips
12 Ring Rows
3/3 Thoracic Bridges (this is how it’s done)
Rest
Conditioning
Levels 3/4
10 Minutes E2MOM (5 rounds)
Barbell Snatch Complex
3x
Power Snatch
Overhead Squat
Overhead Lunge R/L
Each round is three times through the complex. Rest for the remainder of the two minutes.
L4 – 135/95
L3 – 115/75
Levels 0-2
10 Minutes AMRAP
Kettlebell Complex
5 Swings
5 Clean and Press
10 Alternating Lunges
Rest 30 seconds
L2 – Double Kettlebells, front rack lunges
L0/1 – Double or Single KB – do 5 reps on each side then 10 alternating goblet lunges